Plushie Dreadfuls Mad Cow Plush Stuffed Animal - Soft Cuddly Toy for Kids, Unique Gift for Horror Fans, Perfect for Halloween Decor & Movie Nights

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Mad Cow – Your Personal Stampede Stopper

Look, the world’s gone sideways. Up is down, peace is a luxury, and folks are angrier than a bull in a hornet’s nest. But you? You don’t have to lose your cool just ‘cause the world’s lost its mind.

Meet Mad Cow, the stress-busting plushie that lets you let it out without throwin’ hands or punchin’ drywall. Give its legs a squeeze and them little arms flap like a ranch cook shooing flies off a fresh pie. It’s oddly satisfying. And it works.

Mad Cow ain’t just cute. It’s a tool. A funny-lookin’ friend with udders full of understanding and a face that’s seen some things. Whether it’s politics, traffic, or someone talkin' during a movie, you give those legs a good squeeze and let the rage flap itself right outta your system.

You can’t fix the world in a day, but you can keep yourself from exploding like a firecracker in a feed shed. Mad Cow’s here to help you hold the line. No judgment. No nonsense. Just therapeutic flappin' and a quiet reminder that even anger has a rhythm you can ride out.

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Mad Cow Set Includes:?

1x Plush Cow with Adorable Udders and a Swishy Tail

2x Leg Squeeze Actuated Flappy Arms

?1x Totally not Laser Beam Red Eye

1x Cow Print Tote Bag

Certifed Moo'd?

Mad cow?is?in a MOOd and having none of it today. This adorably grumpy plush has squeezy stress-relieving udders for your sensory enjoyment.?

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Mad Cow?is an exclusive?product of Mysterious Design and is only available at the Mysterious Shop. Beware of imitations and copycats.?